Article: “The unlucky bird left a perfect imprint of its shape on a pane of glass after crashing into a window. The image — complete with eyes, beak and feathers — was found by Sally Arnold at home in Kendal, Cumbria. Mrs Arnold said: “Our first concern was for the welfare of what we suspected was an owl and we opened up the window to check if it was still around. “Fortunately, there was no sign of the bird and we can only assume that it had flown away probably suffering from a headache.”” (X)

ERROL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.